The future of gastropod athletics is here. Faster. Slimier. Unnecessarily Dramatic.
Rankings updated in real-time (not really, but let's pretend). Based on highly scientific™ algorithms.
Date: The Inevitable Future (TBD)
Venue: The Digital Downs (Your Screen)
Prepare for an unparalleled spectacle of speed, slime, and surprisingly sophisticated snails.
(Button clicks may or may not dispense actual tickets. But it looks cool, right?)